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It’s not easy to live in isolated, rural areas with acres between you and your neighbor. While a typically peaceful existence, it often involves raising crops, tending livestock, and navigating the occupational hazards of the job. What happens when something threatens your tranquility and robs you of your livestock in the most brutal fashion? Enter one modern-day cryptid.

The legendary chupacabra sounds like something out of a horror film designed to strike fear into the hearts of rural communities across Latin and South America. It could be a mutation brought about by science gone wrong, something mystical, or an alien lifeform, like those seen in the movie Species. Whatever the source, these blood-sucking fiends have long threatened farm animals and pets in remote places — like in Texas.

Perhaps the most frightening — and captivating — part of chupacabra lore is the possibility that the creature is much more than a figment of the imagination. Other than being a mysterious terror, what is a chupacabra? Let’s sink our teeth into the incredible background of the enduring legend.

What Is a Chupacabra?

El Chupacabra literally translates to “the goat-sucker” based on the creature’s tendency to drain its victims’ blood. Stemming from North America — Puerto Rico, precisely — the chupacabra comes from the Spanish words for “to suck” (chupar) and “goat” (cabra) after its preferred cuisine.

Some accounts describe this cryptid as one that attacks livestock and drains them of blood through two or three fang-like holes. Certain legends claim that the chupacabra also removes the offal of its unsuspecting victims.

What Does the Chupacabra Look Like?

As much as accounts differ on the creature’s predatory tendencies, witnesses also offer varying descriptions of the beasts.

Many detail a reptilian creature covered in scaly or leather-like skin that’s generally gray with greenish undertones. Sharp quills or spikes line the back and spine of these three to four-foot-high creatures. These accounts also describe the chupacabra as kangaroo-like with sharp claws and the ability to stand and hop around.

Alternate encounters depict something more akin to a wild canine with wolfish features. They are still generally hairless with prominent ridges or spikes along their backs — but have more menacing features. Pronounced, glowing red eyes survey prey that they shred with razor-like claws and teeth.

Origins and History

Unlike similar myths and legends that date back centuries, the chupacabra is relatively modern.

The first mentions of a blood-sucking monster terrorizing livestock come from Puerto Rico circa 1975. Moca, a small farming town, experienced a rash of mysterious fatal attacks on livestock that lasted several months. Animals around the region turned up completely drained of blood. While some residents pinned the brutality on a Satanic cult, others blamed the Moca Vampires, creatures that behaved suspiciously like El Chupacabra.

Two decades later, Puerto Ricans endured a spate of similar attacks starting in March 1995. Residents of Canovanas began reporting sightings of a strange beast at the same time that the reports started to emerge. The town reported around 150 pets and farm animals perished during that time.

Unfortunately, the epidemic spread across Mexico and throughout the continent. Similar animal deaths occurred as far north as Texas and the high desert of California and as far south as Brazil and Peru. It didn’t take much for the blame to fall upon the legendary cryptid.

Modern Chupacabra Lore

Though the myth quieted down a bit by the 2000s, nobody forgot about the savage animal massacres. In 2018, when several domestic pets met similar fates in Manipur, India, people quickly blamed El Chupacabra.

Panic ensued as attacks spread across the state, and even a Special Surveillance Team was formed to help handle the situation. Eventually, the local police blamed a pack of wild dogs on the loose, but some still clung to the belief that Latin America’s vampiric monsters were stalking the Indian subcontinent.

New chupacabra reports cropped up throughout 2019 and persisted well into 2022 with the legend spreading around the world. From a reported chupacabra sighting outside Amarillo Zoo, Texas, to villages in the European countryside, people feared the wrath of the blood-sucking creature. Outlying areas with large swathes of land and free-range animals saw the mysterious beast claim more and more livestock and pets.

Photos, videos, and even carcasses turned up more questions as people attempted to identify the growing reports of unusual predators ravaging livestock in the Southern United States and elsewhere. In Eastern Europe, one young man claimed to have taken on a suspected chupacabra that tormented his Ukranian village, eating poultry and other small farm animals. Despite it making the news worldwide, authorities could not confirm the identity of the creature though images depicting it do appear quite canine.

El Chupacabra: Reality or Myth?

Many associate the legend of El Chupacabra with similar creatures, like the Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, and Skinwalkers. Whether you dismiss the witnesses and stories as misunderstandings or embrace the folklore, it helps to know the science behind potential explanations.

Might Be Caused by Mites

To stifle the fear surrounding the horrifying attacks on livestock, scientists sought answers to the chupacabra legend. By examining carcasses and comparing eyewitness reports, a biologist posited that the most likely culprit was a pack of diseased coyotes.

More specifically, the University of Michigan researcher blamed mange, a skin disease caused by infected mites. Hair loss is one of the most common symptoms, but severe cases can disfigure wild dogs and weaken them to the point that corralled or domestic animals are their only viable prey.

Still, the southwestern United States, especially parts of Texas, reported increasingly frequent sightings from 2007 through 2019.

• A canine-like creature was discovered on a ranch near Cuero. The incident generated a lot of press, but DNA analysis revealed a more down-to-Earth explanation: A hairless coyote.
• Animal control officers in North Texas attempted to capture but ultimately killed a strange creature that was later sent to Texas A&M for identification. The creature’s species remains unknown.
• A family in South Texas took down a creature terrorizing them for over a year. It remains unidentified, though it does appear canine in pictures.
• Another young Texan fatally shot a creature that startled him, but reports at the time suggested he could face charges for shooting the non-threatening, unidentified animal.
• In nearby Mississippi, a rancher and hunter killed the most unusual animal he’d ever seen but local wildlife officials dismissed it as a canine with severe mange.
• Footage outside a gas station turned up additional shots of a coyote-like creature stalking through tall grass.

Dozens of reports crop up every year, with some quickly dismissed by the scientific community. However, it’s not always easy to explain every encounter, including the unusually eerie howls or gross mutations found in some specimens.

Or Is It Evolutionary?

Even the biologist who made the discovery didn’t completely and outrightly dismiss the possibility of El Chupacabra existing. He and his team said that mange-riddled dogs likely accounted for most, but not all, of the sightings and incidents.

Mange infections could not explain all of the world’s encounters — or definitively exclude the possible existence of real chupacabras. Remember that Ukrainian farmer who took out a mysterious beast? He presented its carcass to scientists, who were unable to positively identify the creature as any known species. The research teams noted influences from several species, including an African fox and kangaroo.

Given the relatively recent emergence of El Chupacabra’s legend, the truth may lie somewhere between mythical creature and evolution. While it’s easy to dismiss the sightings, there are unexplained creatures that don’t fit within any known classification. When something even stumps the scientific community, people tend to look elsewhere for answers.

Beware the Terrifying El Chupacabra

Skeptics suggest the vampiric creature is little more than a mangy coyote, wild dog, or wolf sensationalized by people who have seen too many horror movies. Of course, believers embrace the tales and unexplained sightings, much as Mulder eagerly does in The X-Files episode “El Mundo Gira.”

Even a shred of uncertainty is enough to sow doubt that El Chupacabra truly is a myth, and any unusual livestock attacks or creature sightings reinforce the legend. It’s not easy to discount these creatures as solely legend, especially under the light of a full moon when a shrill howl pierces the still night air, branches rustle nearby, and glowing eyes flash in the darkness.

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